For FANS of the 1999 MIKE JUDGE feature film and CULT CLASSIC, ** Office Space **.

Are you ready to work? Then grab a RED SWINGLINE STAPLER, practice your O-FACE, put on a HAWAIIAN SHIRT, apply 37 PIECES OF FLARE, drive to CHOTCHKIE'S, snack on a slice of BIRTHDAY CAKE, and play some TETRIS.

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Peter: Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

Lumbergh: Hello Peter, what's happening? Listen, are you gonna have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?

Joanna: You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there Bryan, why don't you make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?

Samir: I am also not a p*ssy.

Michael: That no-talent a*s clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Milton: I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm going to quit. I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire

Tom: I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Bob Slydell: For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

Drew: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.

Peter: I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.