Yeah. That's Miranda Kerr topless. And Daisy Lowe nude. And Rosie Huntigton-Whitely topless. And Marloes Horst nude. And a whole bunch of other naked Supermodels from the Pirelli 2010 Calendar. Yeah. You're gonna wanna hang this one up on your cubicle wall. Don't worry if your boss says it isn't safe for work. Just hit him in the nuts and step on his neck when he's down, because if he doesn't let you hang this calendar on your cubicle wall, he deserves to die. Nevermind the fact that you can't actually get a copy of this calendar because it's so "exclusive." I don't know how you'd ever get a copy. I mean, it's not like it'll be floating around everywhere on the Internet...
I don't really know why Joanna Krupa is famous. Supposedly she's an actress and model and other stuff, but all I've ever known her for is being ridiculously hot, which is a valid reason actually, so I guess that works. Still, it's a little bit of a stretch that she's on Dancing With The Stars. It is not a stretch, however, that Joanna Krupa is nude in Playboy this month. No, that makes perfect sense.
Hey, check out these Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures. Remember her? She's the girl from High School Musical who DIDN'T take naked cellphone pictures of herself and post them on the Internet. So that would be a no. I'm not even sure why I'm posting these pictures. Yes, she's hot, but on the fame meter, she's about a 2 right now. I suppose I've gone lower on the fame meter, but then they were higher on the hot meter.
Britney Spears spent time with her kids on a boat in Sydney Harbour over the weekend, and you know what that means: Reluctantly posted Britney Spears bikini pictures. Though, I've got to say, in those pictures where she leaning over, and you can't see her face. Yeah, maybe.
Well, if AnnaLynne McCord has got one talent, it's got to be nipples slips, since it isn't acting. SNAP! Actually, she's not that bad, but she's not that good either, if you know what I mean. Jessica Lowndes is by far the best actress on 90210 (not saying much), and it's a tie for worst actress ever between Shenae Grimes and Jessica Stroup.
But we're not here to talk about the respective acting skills (or lack thereof) of CW twits. No, we're here to talk about another AnnaLynne McCord nipple slip. And like I said, I think she's found her calling, because she's really good at it.
Erotic Accordion: If I want to have a sex positions named after an instrument, I’d be more inclined to test out the Carnal Clarinet or any other wind instrument for that matter. What’s sexy about an accordion? There’s just something about folding and unfolding my body just doesn’t sound appealing. And imagining the old, mustachioed men who usually play accordions doesn’t really add much to my fantasies either.
The Linguini: I’m sorry to have to bring this up, but doesn’t this immediately make you think of the word “flaccid.” Limp noodle sex? I’ll pass.
Passion Propeller: I have visions of propelling myself like a helicopter blade. I also have a vision of propelling myself right into the wall. I’m not ready to take flight just yet.
Standing Tiger/Crouching Dragon: Don’t you mean Crouching Tiger/Hidden Penis? Sexuality and violence may be an aphrodisiac for some, but personally, I like to keep marital arts out of the bedroom.
Arc de Triomph: I haven’t had much time for yoga lately, so folding myself into this position (which I’m pretty sure I can’t even pronounce) would not be sexy. Unless you consider spontaneous leg spasms a turn-on.
The Erotic End: Is this just sweet talk for anal? You can put it anyway you want, but you can’t put it there.
So Amy Winehouse got some new breast implants. And now she's showing them off. But she's still fucking crazy, so, in what is probably the most predictable outcome, we've got these Amy Winehouse nipple slip pictures. Sorry.
And if you really love seeing the mangled, disformed nipples of a crack-addicted, toothless troll, there's a whole lot more Amy Winehouse nipple slip pictures after the jump. Again, sorry.