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#1928 From: rani roopmati <rani.roopmatii@...>
Date: Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:20 pm
Subject: Picture Dose 21/10/2009 ( Watch This Funny Pictures ) 		rani.roopmatii
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#1927 From: rani roopmati <rani.roopmatii@...>
Date: Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:18 pm
Subject: Capsule Hotels in Japan ( Watch This Crazy Pictures ) 		rani.roopmatii
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#1926 From: futurequeen01@...
Date: Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:59 am
Subject: Paris in the night ( Must See This Beautiful Pictures ) 		futurequeen01
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Date: Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:09 pm
Subject: Wishing well ( Watch This Crazy And Comedy Video ) 		rani.roopmatii
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#1923 From: rani roopmati <rani.roopmatii@...>
Date: Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:42 am
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#1922 From: rani roopmati <rani.roopmatii@...>
Date: Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:38 am
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#1921 From: rani.roopmatii@...
Date: Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:44 am
Subject: Japan Fast Indian Very Very Fast ( Read This Funny Joke ) 		rani.roopmatii
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There was a Japanese who went to India for sightseeing.On the last day, he
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During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out
of
the window excitedly and yelled, &quot;Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!.

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi and again the Japanese man leaned
out of the window and yelled, &quot;Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!&quot;

And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese
leaned out of the window and yelled, &quot;Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in
Japan!&quot;

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a
number of cars.

Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was 800 rupees. !!!!The
Japanese exclaimed, &quot;What??&#8230; so expensive!&quot;

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Date: Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:38 pm
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Date: Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:08 pm
Subject: This is GULF ( Read This Information Article ) 		futurequeen01
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* Local calls are free


* Petrol is cheaper than water, Payment for drainage too

* Any building construction finishes in 3 months

* Unqualified get more salary than Qualified

* Show-off matters more than real quality &amp; performance

* Labourers are paid less than what they can earn back in their own country




* Companies can kick out their employees without any reason

* Wastas (recommendation) are more powerful than money

* Cleaners have more Wasta than officers

* Watchman has more Rights than the Building Owner

* Office boy &amp; Drivers  have more influence on Boss than Manager

* Gulf climate changes so fast, in one hour u can see raining, dust storm, hot
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* Gulf is located in desert, still u find greenery everywhere

* If u can&#39;t earn money in the Gulf, u can&#39;t earn anywhere in the world
* In
Gulf, time goes very fast, Friday to Friday comes u never know, its sooo fast

* Every bachelor has a dream of getting married and buying a house in India

* U love your parents, friends, relatives 100 times more than when you were
together

* Being at home is more painful than being at work

* Indians appear/pretend to be more religious/God fearing than they really are

* Theatres are full of Arab nationals whenever there is a movie of  Salman
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* Prostitutes available, but cheaper than beggars

* Dance Bars and Pubs more than that in B&#39;lore

* A ladies hair saloon every 5 meters

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* A Starbucks every 10 meters

* Hard Rock Cafe with no alcohol

* In one single flate sharing with 5 families

* A Shopping Mall located every 2 km

* Highway lanes differentiated for slow &amp; fast drivers

* Getting a license is more difficult than buying a car

* Smashed cars are more than bugs

* Parking charge: 2 Dirham for 1 hour - 5 Dirham for 2 hours &amp; so on

* No Queues for women

  TRAFFIC SIGNAL IN GULF:

* GREEN : Signal to go for  Indians

* YELLOW : Signal to go for Egyptians and Pakistanis, Americans, Europeans

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Date: Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:23 pm
Subject: Funny and Cool Pets Video ( Dont Miss It ) 		rani.roopmatii
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Date: Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:37 am
Subject: Hydrogen FX Cells running 2HP engine on HHO 5.5 liters ( Watch This Technology Video ) 		rani.roopmatii
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Subject: English is a Funny Language ( FUNNY HUMOR ) 		futurequeen01
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In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?


Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?

Why is it that when we transport something by car, it&#39;s called a shipment,
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when we transport something by ship, it&#39;s called cargo?

Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes
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In what other language do they call the third hand on the clock the second
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Why is it called a TV set when you get only one?

Why - in our crazy language - can your nose run and your feet smell?

Sometimes you have to believe that all English speakers should be committed to
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If olive oil is made of olives, what do they make baby oil from?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian consume?

A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings.

But fingers don&#39;t fing and grocers don&#39;t groce.

If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn&#39;t the plural of booth be beeth?

If the teacher taught, why isn&#39;t it also true that the preacher praught?

If harmless actions are the opposite of harmful actions, why are shameless and
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English is a language in which you can turn a light on and you can turn a light
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In which the sun comes up and goes down, but prices go up and come down.

In which your nose can simultaneously burn up and burn down and your car can
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English is a crazy language. What is it that when the sun or the moon or the
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essay, I shall end it?

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We&#39;ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;

but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.

One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,

yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;

yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,

why shouldn&#39;t the plural of pan be called pen?

If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,

and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,

why shouldn&#39;t the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,

yet hat in the plural would never be hose,

and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,

but though we say mother, we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, but imagine the feminine, she,
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#1903 From: rani roopmati <rani.roopmatii@...>
Date: Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:53 am
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except that they both didn't know each other in the beginning.


Once they started talking, they realized they both had a lot in common.


Both were Single.


Both were Gujaratis.


Both were going to Bombay.


Both were Schoolteachers.


Both were starting a new job at the Mithibai College.



They seemed to hit it off well and decided to be roommates in Bombay and
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lunch in the staff room together, returned home together.



They were watching the TV together, eating dinner together and were also
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#1901 From: futurequeen01@...
Date: Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:24 am
Subject: Fight with wifes begins ( Read This Funny Article ) 		futurequeen01
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive... ..so, I took her to a gas station..... and that&#39;s how the fight
started.

*-*-*-*-*-*

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead,
she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her
look better at night than the cold cream. And that&#39;s how the fight started.

*-*-*-*-*-*

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver&#39;s license to
verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
come
back later. The woman said, &#39;Unbutton your shirt&#39;. So I opened my shirt
revealing my curly silver hair. She said, &#39;That silver hair on your chest is
proof enough for me&#39; and she processed my Social Security application. When
I
got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security
office. She said, &#39;You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too&#39; And that&#39;s how the fight started.

*-*-*-*-*-*

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby
table.

My wife asked, &#39;Do you know her?&#39;

&#39;Yes,&#39; I sighed, &#39;She&#39;s my old girlfriend. I understand she took
to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn&#39;t been
sober
since.&#39; &#39;My God!&#39; says my wife, &#39;Who would think a person could
go on
celebrating that long?&#39; And that&#39;s how the fight started.

*-*-*-*-*-*

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and
slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get
soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn&#39;t
believe
it.... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and
shouted, &#39;I AM NOT HAPPY!!!&#39; So, I looked down at him and said,
&#39;Well, then
which one are you?&#39; And that&#39;s how the fight started.

*-*-*-*-*-*
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order
first.

&#39;I&#39;ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.&#39;

He said, &#39;Aren&#39;t you worried about the mad cow?&#39;

&#39;Nah, she can order for herself.&#39;

And that&#39;s how the fight started.




























































































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Date: Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:57 am
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I was walking around in a Big Bazaar store making shopping, when I saw a
Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been more

Than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have
enough money to buy this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked:
''aunty, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

I counted his cash and replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money
to buy the doll, my dear.'' The little boy was

Still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked
him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the

Doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much. I wanted to Gift her for
her BIRTHDAY. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to
my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God.
Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that
she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly
stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to
go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed
me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want
mommy to take my picture with her so my sister won't forget me.' 'I love my
mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has
to go to be with my little sister...' Then he looked again at the doll with
sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
again, Just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said,
'I hope I do have enough..' I added some of my money to his with out him
seeing and we started to count it.

There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy
said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and
added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had
enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He
heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my
mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much.

But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white
roses.'

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I
couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news
paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit
a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical
state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the
life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to
recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper
that the young woman had passed away.. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a
bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the
young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her
burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her
hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for
ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is
still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk
driver had taken all this away
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Date: Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:47 am
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Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided
to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off!"

"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.


"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We
stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make
love when her damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of
the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"

"Gee, that's tough," commiserated the bartender.

"Right, but that's not what really got me," the customer went on. "When her
husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me
just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a bitch didn't piss out the
window right onto my head?"

"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood."


"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me. Next, I had to
listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband
tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned
forehead!"

"Damn, that's awful!" says the bartender.

"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the husband
had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck
his ass out of the window and let loose right on my head!"


The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "But do you know what REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were
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