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region.

The Indian quickly came and took it up. Pakistani came and claimed it.
Indian said it was in his region so it belonged to him.

Then Pakistani said to him "See, instead of fighting we will do one
thing. We will kick in each other`s stomach one by one. One who
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Indian agreed. Pakistani took first turn and ran from distance and
kicked very hardly in Indian`s stomach.

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* I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my
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* I have a rare case of 48-hour wrist leprosy, but I know we have that
deadline to meet…

* I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the Food Giant.

* I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I
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false information.

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* I prefer to remain an enigma….it's Monday.

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looking for?"
The engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year,
depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a five-week
vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching
your retirement fund to 50% of your salary, and a company car leased
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If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will transferred to the
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